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the older and taller u r the more attracted i am to u

*Abraham Lincoln rises from his grave*

U got kik?

*walks up to attractive person* I noticed u were eating. U wont believe this but I ALSO enjoy eating. We should get food or married sometime

What's the first thing you are going to teach your kids?

it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful

me at parties

I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

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Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

this is fucking important

“Make it happen. Shock everyone.”—(via strengthinpositivity)

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