May 2013
primsore:
thisisnteenporno:
i wonder what jesus’s favorite color was
they didnt have colours back then everything was in black and white
odair:
how is any of this considered blogging
urbancatfitters:
i’m majoring in self-pity with a double minor in procrastination and crying
wanktissue:
my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying
misplacedmartian:
when someone changes the topic in a conversation and you had something interesting to say
mirror: yes
camera: no
the-wayward-brit:
meowrailsprite:
animatedcatastrophe:
I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY
PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF
hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself
it fucking feels like it
nippled:
*tries to tell a joke* *gets nervous halfway through the joke* *starts rapping*
calvinmcfly:
i said i was only going online for 10 minutes. its been 5 years.
bigasseyesfullawonder:
things my grandchildren are going to hear me say
yo
lil nigga
chicken nugger
swiggity swag what’s in the bag
bitch i might be
holla holla get dolla
swaggy
bip bop bam i don’t give a damn
ding dong that is wrong
things i never wanted my grandchildren to hear me say
yo
lil nigga
chicken nugger
swiggity swag what’s in the bag
bitch i might be
holla holla get...
“There will be days when you want to just throw in the towel and give up. There...”
– excerpt from “letter to my future daughter” by esperanza friel (via 33113)
arkhams:
hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
arkhams:
hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
“낭비한 시간에 대한 후회는 더욱더 심한 시간낭비이다.
Regret for wasted time is more wasted time”
– 임병준 (via misiuq)
“Be happy for no reason, like a child. If you are happy for a reason, you’re in...”
– Deepak Chopra (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
