angelicpity:

I hate when dudes act like it’s a huge tragedy when no one wants to fuck them

1. No one is obligated to have sex with you
2. Obviously no one wants to have sex with you; perhaps you should take a moment out of your day and consider why

wxng:

Reasons to Date Me:

• No one will ever try to steal me away from you.
• Sometimes I’m funny.

That’s all i have

stillwatersofconsciousness:

radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool

iloveriandawson:

I don’t hate school because “i’m a teenager” no i hate it because who the fuck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning and go to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok